No one’s more of an expert on the afterlife than me. I’ve died and been brought back to live seven times. It’s the bum ticker, y’see. But not bad enough to put me down for the count, I guess.
At first, I saw the tunnel and the light and everything. But eventually, I got a better picture. It’s not a good light. Look closely, you’ll see. The light’s red, not white.
It’s flames.
